Question.
I’m great at questions. No seriously. You should see me play twenty questions; I kick ass. I think of questions no one else would think of. And talking. I like conversation where the majority of the conversation is question-asking (some also see this as learning but I see it as F-U-N!). Anywhere, anyhow, any way I can come up with a question. Some might say it’s curiosity but I beg to differ; I just like questions. I like mysteries because I like, you guessed it! Reading a book that requires asking questions!
Questions are great. Questions are neato. They teach you things! You can piss someone off and amuse yourself, all at the same time when asking questions! People who feel compelled to answer your questions are even better! Through some ridiculous, ass-hat, off-the-wall but somehow mildly insightful question in their direction, grab some popcorn and enjoy the show as they try and work their way out of that conundrum.
Man, I love questions so much, I should get a tattoo of a question mark! (Although it would seem, from this post, that exclamation points are my favorite form of punctuation, you would be wrong. It’s actually the question mark.) I would have to make sure I don’t get it somewhere embarrassing, like between my eyes, because I don’t want to look stupid. I’m not really stupid. I would consider it a mark of interest. Tell me about yourself, my question mark tattoo would say. Tell me your life. But people get weird when you say ‘tell me your life’ so instead, I ask a question to make them feel more comfortable.
How do you make friends? Ask them a question! How do you distract a teacher? Ask them some questions! How do you pass the time in computer class? Google the shit outta that question!
I’m so fantastic at questions, I should have an official title or something. Maybe a badge? Is that a mark of a great leader? Being able to ask the right questions? Because you ask the right questions, get the right answers, and BAM! World hunger solved, thank you very much.
Questions here. Questions there. Questions everywhere. Only, it’s the answers that I’m not so great at.
